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“Nut Hard!” film
Spin off of “Die Hard!” franchise. Bruce Willis type guy spends movie evading the attacks of various women all trying desperately to castrate him. In the official ending he manages to escape them all unharmed. DVD extras include a different ending where the last attacker succeeds in her cruel objective and he is then made her eunuch slave.
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My Big Fat Greek Castration
Ha ha
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Justin Stewart
Not sure the artist wants to be associated with this image anymore. Poor guy.
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nutcrunch85 – carpe scrotum
For you Latin geeks out there.
Here’s his DA gallery.
Contestants compete against each other passing various tests and completing various tasks of strength, speed, knowledge, intelligence and luck. The contestant with the most points at the end of the show wins a large cash prize. The other contestants are all scheduled for castration. A smaller prize is given to the biggest ‘castration slut’: the castrations are video taped and the contestant that moans and whimpers on the operating table, begging the sexy lady surgeon to castrate him is the winner in this category.
A special year-end show takes place that invites the biggest winners of the year back for a chance to win a super big jackpot. All contestants are interviewed before and after. Interview pairs showing the most dramatic contrast between a losing contestant’s high hopes before the show and his bitter regret after castration are selected for an epilogue to be played for laughs and the contestant is given a small consolation prize.
The show’s host is a eunuch and his lovely co-host is his dominant wife who had him castrated. They’re both all smiles.
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“Boy, You’ll Be a Eunuch Soon”
Sung to the tune of Neil Diamond’s “Girl, You’ll be a Woman Soon”.
I wish was her castrated house husband.
The caption was redone thanks to my good friend, TJstill.