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All I Want For Christmas

All I want for Christmas is a hot femdom orchi!:

“Mommy, mommy, can I have one, please?!?! Please, please, please, pretty please?!?!”

“OK, Billy, you can have one,” sighed his wife who was 40 years old, 3 years younger than her husband Billy who always called her mommy. “I don’t suppose you have any particular doctor or clinic in mind, do you?” she asked archly.

“Well,” he blushed, “now that you mention it…” he replied.

She laughed, it was just what she expected.

“Well,” he continued, “I just happened to find out that there is a really cool clinic over on the other side of town that does them.”

“That’s nice,” she gently said.

“Yes, it is nice,” he continued, “it has an all-female staff and they do hot femdom orchis on request!!!”

“Oh, my,” said his wife, “that sounds really exciting!”

“Oh, yes! I’m so glad you agree!!” he said, bouncing up in down in his seat and clapping his hands childishly Then he frowned, the only downside is that there is quite a long waiting list.”

“Oh, I’m so sorry,” his wife said, “well we can just try and be patient. And meanwhile we can continue to do orchi roleplay in the bedroom.”

He sniffed and blew his nose. “Yes, you’re right, that will be OK. I really love it when we do that,” he said somewhat sulkily.

“Now, run along and be a good little boy or you’ll get a hard spank from mommy!” she said with a smile.

He got up and picked up his briefcase and left to go to work in town as an investment banker.

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From “Coochy Cooty Men’s Comics #1” published in 1970.

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Richard “Dormouse” Noe – Steam & Creme Massage Parlour

Another little something I used to jerk off to back in my late teens/early twenties back in the early 70s. It’s from the “L.A.Comics No. 1” anthology comic published in 1971. It’s an entertaining issue over all.

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Finally found an uncensored version.

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Artist unknown.

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“Nut Hard!” film

Spin off of “Die Hard!” franchise. Bruce Willis type guy spends movie evading the attacks of various women all trying desperately to castrate him. In the official ending he manages to escape them all unharmed. DVD extras include a different ending where the last attacker succeeds in her cruel objective and he is then made her eunuch slave.

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My Big Fat Greek Castration

Ha ha