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“Who Wears the Pants” by Aunt Cassie

She and her husband had had another protracted and, in her opinion, silly argument. On the following day she told him that she had made an appointment with a doctor that would help him with his problem learning who wore the pants in the family. She told him that the doctor specified that he shave his scrotum thoroughly in preparation.

On the day of the appointment the wife checked that he had shaved his scrotum as required before driving him to the appointment.

The wife sat in the exam room as the lady doctor talked to the husband. The doctor instructed him to remove his lower garments and climb into her exam table.

“I love it when males present their neatly shaved scrotums to me,” declared the doctor with a broad smile.

Then, to the husband the doctor said, “Now I’m going to give you some local anesthetic to get you ready for what happens next. And I’m sure you’ve guessed by now what that is going to entail. I’ve discussed it with your wife and we both agree this is the best thing for you.”

A short while later the doctor was sewing up his now empty scrotum.
“You’ll be a little sore for the next two weeks,” the doctor told him. “And you will also find that your penis will no longer be working as it used to.” The wife couldn’t repress a snicker.

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Classic castrated-house-husband caption

I adore this idea. I think a whole novel could be built around this idea. I’m reposting this classic caption because I’ve gotten so much jerk-off mileage out of it and in particular a wonderful, huge cummy this morning.

The following NeuteringCaps caption expresses this idea so well, especially the final line: “Being a castrated house husband is the best some guys can hope for.” But I’m not really into the whole small-penis-humiliation aspect of it, I don’t feel it’s necessary and it also doesn’t appeal to my tastes.

 

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Amlensky manip’ed by TJstill

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amlensky – marriage counseling pt 1

I’d love to see a castration version of this. It would have to be a major redraw though, not a simple manip.

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Percival cartoon manip’ed by TJstill

Thanks, TJ!

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jorad60

Taking the pup out after his neutering.

He’s a much better house husband since she had him castrated.

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CartoonStock castrated house husband cartoon

I’ve posted this before but I’m very fond of the idea and wish there was more art available on the theme. But I’m too cheap and lazy to commission it.

Also, I don’t like the caption. It sounds like she cut his balls off in the kitchen with a paring knife. It should read, “since I had his testicles removed.”

CartoonStock will sell me a non-watermarked version of this for $12, apparently.

“He’s become very domesticated since I cut off his testicles.”
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“Delivery – Prequel” by ADMIN

Castration request form:

“My husband is:

* Lazy
* Disobedient
* Disagreeable
* A masturbator”

Emily Driver checked off the above four items and then smiled to herself as she checked the box that asked if she wanted to have her husband’s testicles preserved in a specimen jar.

A few weeks later at the clinic:

“Hi, I’m Emily Driver. I have a three o’clock appointment to have my husband castrated.”

“Yes, please have a seat,” replies the receptionist.

When her name is called she brings her husband up to the front desk. She says to him, “Now be good boy and do what the nice ladies tell you.”

“Don’t worry Mrs. Jones, we’ll take good care of him”, says, Claire, the prep nurse with a smile.

She returns to her seat and waits anxiously for the expected delivery.

Prep nurse Claire:

“There’s no reason to be ashamed or embarrassed Mr. Driver. Lots of women bring their husbands in to be snipped. Don’t worry, Dr. Beth is very good at helping men become better husbands.”

He’s lying on the special-purpose castration table.

“I love shaving a man’s scrotum. Especially when it’s nice and plump like yours.”

As she’s shaving him she daydreams about the following:

Nurse Claire lies in bed and tells her husband about her job while caressing and squeezing his scrotum. She likes to shave a man’s scrotum and think about what’s going to be done to him. She tells her husband that someday he’ll be on her table with his legs spread so she can shave him.

She thinks, “It’s so cute and funny how men are worried and frightened about being snipped.”

Claire, returning to the present:

She leaves to tell the doctor the patient is now ready.

“He’s all ready, doctor. His scrotum is shaved. He’s got a nice plump one.”

Coming back in she says, “Now spread you legs nice and wide for the doctor so she can have full access.”

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“Delivery” by ADMIN

Emily Driver sat anxiously in the clinic waiting room. Her husband, Bill, was in an examination room.

Bill was naked, lying on his back on an examination table, his heels were in stirrups amd his legs were raised up and splayed apart, leaving his genitals totally exposed and easily accessible.

Dr. Beth and her young assistant, Julie, were both naked as well except for their surgical booties and latex gloves. Dr. Beth was an attractive woman in her thirties with a nicely fleshy figure. Julie was a sweet, nubile teen. Julie stood to one side of Bill and Dr. Beth stood directly between his legs.

Julie was just finishing shaving Bill’s pubes while Dr. Beth watched approvingly. Bill’s penis was very erect and straining for attention.

After Julie finished the shaving, Dr. Beth instructed her to start milking him. “I like to milk my patients. I find it relaxes them and makes them more… receptive.” Julie’s fingers curled around Bill’s erection and started stroking. “Usually I milk patients myself but I wanted to give Julie some experience. I hope you don’t mind if she’s a little awkward since your erection is the first one she’s ever seen or touched.” Bill groaned with arousal and Dr. Beth chuckled.

“Your wife is in the waiting room, anxious for the outcome of this procedure so I’m going to go over it with you while you’re being milked.”

Dr. Beth bent forward and cupped Bill’s scrotum with one hand and began to caress it as she spoke. “After Julie finishes milking your semen I’m going to numb you up with some anesthetic. Then I’m going to gently open your scrotum, or manhood pouch as I like to call it, and remove your family jewels, your manhood.” She smiled warmly down on him.

This made Bill groan and shudder and start spurting thickly. He thrust his hips up, pushing his tight scrotum into Dr. Beth’s hand, moaning and gasping, “Oh yes, yes, oh oh, please, oh oh, yes, please!”

Dr. Beth and Julie laughed lightly as Bill continued his helpless orgasmic display.

After Bill finished spurting Dr. Beth picked up a hypo full of anesthetic. “After I take your manhood it will be placed in a small jar of preservative that Julie will go and deliver to your wife.” Bill whimpered and squirmed. A few minutes later it was all over and Dr. Beth started sewing Bill’s scrotum back up.

Julie came out into the waiting room with a big smile and handed the jar to Mrs. Driver. “Here are Bill’s testicles, Mrs. Driver. He’s all nice and castrated.” Emily smiled and thanked her.

Dr. Beth came out a few minutes later to talk to Mrs. Driver. “How is he?” asked Mrs. Driver.

“He’s doing fine, he’s resting quietly now,” said Dr. Beth. “It went very well. He was very cooperative and gave me complete access.” Mrs. Driver was very grateful and thanked her.

After Bill had rested he was able to put his clothes back on and come out to join his wife. She gave him a little kiss and led him out to their car.

As Mrs. Driver drove she glanced over at her husband sitting quietly beside her. She smiled to herself, thinking of the small jar in her purse and what it contained. She also thought of the small but important change that had been made to her husband down in between his legs. She looked forward to sharing her husband’s change of status with her friends.

One evening, a few weeks later, Mrs. Driver invited over a few of her closest girl friends. After they had had a couple drinks she told her husband to go and fetch the jar from their bedroom. He meekly obeyed. She told him to go around to each of her friends and show the jar to them.

The first one he showed it to was Millie. “What do you have there, Bill?” asked Millie coyly. “What are those two round things floating in that jar?”

“It’s, it’s, my, my manhood!” stammered Bill.

“Oh my goodness!” exclaimed Millie. “Your manhood? You mean you lost your manhood?”

“Um, oh, yes,” whimpered Bill while the ladies laughed.

“Oh my goodness!’ exclaimed Millie again.” I never met a man who lost his manhood. How did it happen?”

“Oh! Oh! Emily, Emily took me to, to a special lady doctor. Oh! Um, um oh!” Bill said, emotionally.

All the ladies were quietly listening. “And what did the lady doctor do, Bill?” asked Millie quietly.

“Oh! Oh! She, she, she castrated me!!” exclaimed Bill, almost on the verge of tears. The women laughed.

“You mean,” said Millie archly, “your wife took you to be fixed like a naughty little doggy??”

Bill just gasped and whined while the ladies laughed.